praises:

all adults do is ask me about my plans for college like don’t you want to know what my favorite color is

(via a-slight-alteration)

green-berret:

This is my human. Though there are many like it, this one is mine

(via a-slight-alteration)

trillrosemafia:

blvck-qod:

stunningpicture:

Barack Obama and his grandfather, c. 1965

Mitt Romney in the back trynna take the future president out.

(via a-slight-alteration)

pokemaam:

Me trying to live my life while my mom constantly nags and criticizes me

(via a-slight-alteration)

glassvein:

the red string of fate

an asian belief that says two people are connected by a red string that is tied together by the gods. these two people are destined to fall in love, become great friends or have a very good relationship with each other.

q

(Source: litquake, via a-slight-alteration)

(Source: taylorandtiffany, via a-slight-alteration)

make-em-jealous:

tayelchapo:

softwaring:

hotanimebabe:

dirudo:

omfg

bro

I need me some of them lip injections hell yea

they only good for a couple hrs lol

^^^not tru lolll

(Source: justfuckthatshit, via a-slight-alteration)

jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"

(via a-slight-alteration)

(Source: youtube.com, via a-slight-alteration)

godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

(via a-slight-alteration)